The Man who went Sleepy Mad (poem)

There was once a mad man,

Who slept in a can;

The can was too thin,

He slept in a bin;

The bin was too smelly,

He slept on a jelly;

The jelly was too wobbly,

He slept in a lobby;

The lobby was too big,

He slept in a wig;

The wig was too rough,

He said huff-puff!

Finally said the mad man,

I'd better go back to sleeping in a can!

~ Anoushka Sabnis