I wanted to go to Tiddlewoo,
To Tiddlewoo I wanted to go.
I asked a rabbit where it was,
But he just said 'Ho!'
I went ahead and saw a dog,
'Grr!', said he, oh no!
Walked further till saw the mouse,
And ah! 'Squee!' was synonym for no!
Board came, 'Tiddlewoo: 100000 km'
Sooo many zeros! Whoa!
Saw bird and asked, 'Tiddlewoo be where?'
Said she, 'Cheep cheep' What?? Nooo!
I walked and walked and walked and walked,
Saw sign, 'Tiddlewoo: 1/2 km' Behold the lo!
Trotted me, walked me, sprinted me too!
And finally came Tiddlewoo!
What happened there, I remember it not,
But the place, ye know, was boilin' hot!
~ Anoushka Sabnis